I'm happy you won onionking. You really deserved it, you look just like Dad but fatter and more Mexican.
I'm pretty sure there is a much more graceful way of saying that. Such as.....
"Well done, Onionking. You have earned that prize; in fact, you resemble Dad, except you are more huggable and real"
But, then again, I shouldn't be putting words in people's mouths.
Once again.... YAY FOR ONIONKING.